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Du hast so lange auf deine Kugel gewartet, und jetzt m\u00f6chtest du einfach nur noch dein Kind kriegen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":302984,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nSchwangerschafts-Paradox I Humor EsIstMeins<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Zu Beginn der Schwangerschaft warten die werdenden M\u00fctter noch sehns\u00fcchtig auf die Kugel...Ein paar Monate sp\u00e4ter k\u00f6nnen sie es kaum erwarten, endlich das Kinde zu bekommen und sie loszuwerden! 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